english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

savingsophie:

i love my wife

wifi*

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gublernation:

my thoughts on the #AlsIceBucketChallenge

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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